Women are from Venus, Men are from anywhere BUT Venus.

After reading my post 'Girls and Pasta' and, more importantly, the first line of that post, a female friend of mine replied: "Girls aren't tricky, boys are just mean!".



Which, sadly, most of the time is true.

But it's not our fault! It really isn't. Mens brains are just wired differently! That's not an excuse either, there are scientific studies supporting the fact that the brain of a man is anatomically different to that of a woman.

What does this mean? It means a man doesn't realise how mean he actually is. It's like a cat that eats your favourite (and only) goldfish. The cat doesn't have human emotions to make it feel sad, it is merely proud of itself for it's mad sweet hunting skills.



The mans brain is communicating how it is supposed to. To a woman, he is being incredibly mean, but to him, he's just getting his point across. He can't juggle subtle points and conversational flow the way a woman does. He can just talk. That's because women use both sides of their brain when they communicate, while men can only use one side, (see: communication)

So, Women of the World, next time you see a man being mean for no apparent reason, remember, he's only being mean relative to you!



Of course this is not a cop out on men being selfish idiots, this is just in reference to every day misdemeanours. If you see a men who cheat, lie, abuse and all that jazz... Well... They're just regular run-of-the-mill crapturds.