Now, what are the chances that bird has of coming home? Better yet, what are the chances of anyone who see's the bird being able to catch it? Birds are slightly more mobile than your average pet and is also a lot more likely to blend in with other birds (of which there are plenty).
So this got us to thinking, what other animals, once lost, are almost certainly gone for good? Rats, mice, snakes, ant farms…
Oh and don't forget fish!

I hope the lady (or man) from the pole finds their bird, but unfortunately, I just don't see it happening.
Live in Peace brave bird! L.I.P!