Super Speed is Super Awesome (Or is it?)

I was watching television last night and in an advertisement for a certain paper towel, they had a large, chubby man cleaning a kitchen at light speed. It was only for a few seconds, but it made me think "does super speed make all menial tasks look awesome?".

Needless to say, when I awoke this morning and got started on all the dishes from last nights dinner, I decided to put my question to the test- here we go:



So, what do you think? Answer below =)

[Edit: Just tricking, stupid poll hates my blog]