The Face With No Body; The Body With No Face

A while ago, before my unexplained disappearance, I had the idea to recreate certain emoticons without using any facial expressions whatsoever. So I did it, and this is the end result:



In other news, I don't care what the haters say, iPhone 4 is awesome. Procrastination for my generation!

Life and other Obstacles.

As you've probably noticed (or are only just noticing now as you read this), I have been neglecting my creative duties as a blogger. This isn't because I have grown weary of drawing tiny web cartoons or have run out of hilarious wit, but mainly because Life is happening. I'm employed, at University learning about fun things like Biological Chemistry and Cell Biology and spending a lot more time than I would like to driving.

However, rest assured, as much as it seems like it, I'm not on a permanent hiatus, just looking for more hours in the day...

Rissor, Scaper, Pock!

Today at work, while doing nothing particularly important I overheard a heated discussion between some fellow employees about the correct title of the game 'Rock-Paper-Scissor' (or scissor-paper-rock, or paper-rock-scissor- which is pretty much how their argument went).

It was pointless, but it was interesting- especially when you note the arguments each one used to back up their logic (Paper-Scissor-Rock is alphabetised, after all). However, the argument ended when somebody whipped out their smartphone and googled it, finding the wiki article entitled Rock-Paper-Scissors.

End of story, right?

Well, not quite. You see, when I got home I was thinking about this, and instead of doing Uni work I decided to quickly google every possible combination of the phrases 'rock', 'paper' and 'scissors'- all six of them!

Now you would assume that, if the correct title of the game is Rock-Paper-Scissor than the amount of articles coming up with this combination of words would demolish all other combinations- but this surprisingly turned out not to be the case.

You see, of the 45,477,000 combined articles in my search, over 22 million of those were attached the relatively unsaid 'Scissor Rock Paper'.

Because pictures are pretty, I illustrated them in a pie graph here:


Don't believe me? Google it yourself =)

I'm Not Dead!

Just extremely busy.

In the last few months my life has undertaken drastic changes. A new job, a new house (funny story, it's actually a warehouse...) in a new place. A change in University major (physiotherapy here I come) and a new XBox360, aka, destroyer of time!

But I'm still alive. I have a crappy prepaid internet dongle for e-mergencies so I CAN update.

It's all just a matter of how much energy I have after 8hrs work, 4hrs of Uni and then NBA2k11.


Fingers crossed y'all!

Blogging is for the Unemployed!!

Well, that's not technically true, however, as of today my employment status has become a lot less 'casual' and a lot more 'full-time', so updates my start to become sporadic in their timing.

Now, I know I promised you a cool story about where I've been, and I totally plan to honour that promise, but for now, with the lack of time currently at my disposal, I will (instead) have bring your attention to the cool stamped down piece of rubbish I saw the other day.



Random coincidence? Or secret sign? You decide!

Nobody Saw THIS Coming!!

Okay, so I will admit that that blimp does not really look like a blimp... However, rest assured, I have returned in one piece! Where did I go? Well, that's an interesting story indeed... You will need to check back for regular updates to hear the entire tale, but for now I shall tease your collective imaginations with a short, visual description of recent events.

Note: Events in question may have been altered slightly for entertainment purposes...

Distracted...

The world comes crashing to an end! The only way to hold of the impeding storm is for me to finish the next Wheel of Time book! I'm only (roughly) 500 pages from salvation... As long as I'm well fed and watered, comfortable with good lighting and there's a toilet nearby, I should knock this out before my next blog...



Hold fast, citizens of the world, I'm fighting the uphill battle!