Reading is a non racial activity.

Whenever my exceptionally tanned friends ask me what I'm doing, I feel the urge to tell them I'm going to a KKK meeting. Not to freak them out or to imply that I am racist, but to make them feel unwelcome- only then will I let them in on the secret that the meeting is something entirely innocent… Oh boys would their faces be red!!

However, this never happens because I'm not affiliated with the KKK and I don't have enough money to afford a crazy cloak and pointy hood.

So instead, I just draw pictures. It's not quite the same, but it's close!